Tribe.net. Local Connections Lou_Danger http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/26cb7f93-685c-467f-9a28-a7fa53819b50 2007-01-24T17:46:22Z 2007-01-24T00:00:03Z

<div>Does anyone know how I can make like $60,000/year without having to put forth much effort?? <br/> <br/>I want to just be a housewife, but I can't... <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>Any ideas are appreciated, no matter how ridiculous or obvious they may seem!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 3 replies </div>

Lou_Danger 2007-01-24T00:00:03Z Diana http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/7d87e17f-1747-4465-a6ba-2d99aad7b95d 2005-09-09T01:30:46Z 2005-09-06T02:17:43Z

<div>C'mon, I know you guys can do better. Just to start, though... <br/> <br/>trade life for small change <br/>my coworker is dribbling <br/>fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. fuck! <br/> <br/>is it 3-5-3 or 5-7-5? I can't remember. <br/> <br/>drug testing so sucks. <br/>Sure! take my private time, too! <br/>and yet, I still pee.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 1 reply </div>

Diana 2005-09-06T02:17:43Z http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/c946e4eb-4f77-40d4-aa7a-87a8697c33ee 2005-04-26T03:54:30Z 2005-04-25T13:16:43Z

<div>The OLDEST most dehumanizing effort to control the masses. <br/> <br/>I think we should stop working everday. and start living! While working on the weekends. <br/> <br/>How's that? :) <br/> <br/>~manuel</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 1 reply </div>

2005-04-25T13:16:43Z Diana http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/5466dc8c-3fb8-453a-99f3-3de5e7d94c18 2005-04-20T21:45:31Z 2004-01-29T03:17:41Z

<div>There have been so many...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 18 replies </div>

Diana 2004-01-29T03:17:41Z beensnoozin http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/0b7b58c0-cf4c-42a7-938a-c483b6aa7b5a 2005-04-20T21:42:59Z 2005-02-14T03:34:26Z

<div>an angry noob, looking for a workplace terrorism specialist. I work with two bitches at a department store who are trying to get me fired and get my job.... and I'm looking for a way to shut them down with pizazz. Is there anyone out there with some experience on this front?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 2 replies </div>

beensnoozin 2005-02-14T03:34:26Z http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/f6232670-6ffd-47b8-be4f-e5ad0118b7c8 2005-02-18T22:41:45Z 2005-01-14T22:50:30Z

<div>Ok so here i am, sitting on my ass and looked at the clock. Ya know what i notice? It's not moving!!!!!! it's gonna be forever before it hits 5pm!!!! Someone please help me pass the time</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 3 replies </div>

2005-01-14T22:50:30Z jsnmatson2005 http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/a6ea1d52-5e94-48bc-b1ff-386e8f7f3c5d 2004-12-16T05:28:57Z 2004-12-10T21:28:26Z

<div>Why work, when you can be a starving poet on the edge of contemporary society! LIKE ME! <br/> <br/>Join my new Comedy Poetry tribe at http://seattle.tribe.net/tribe/7f2e929a-cf1d-4c50-b14b-eb0b943d59c1?_click_path=Application%5Btribe%5D.Tribe%5B7f2e929a-cf1d-4c50-b14b-eb0b943d59c1%5D&amp;r=10302 <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 6 replies </div>

jsnmatson2005 2004-12-10T21:28:26Z ¿Jethrobot? http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/2a9ef6c7-5faa-467f-a08b-819827a407fc 2004-11-22T20:35:50Z 2004-11-18T17:03:48Z

<div>Allright, don't REALLY kill your coworkers, but you can use this weird game to help you fantasize about it. <br/> <br/>www.sidetraked.com/index.php?cmd=media&amp;id=63</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 1 reply </div>

¿Jethrobot? 2004-11-18T17:03:48Z "TAZ" Diane http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/1eef2cb0-c300-4b89-8487-879b1625ddf5 2004-10-08T18:00:00Z 2004-10-08T18:00:00Z

<div>Giving !00% At Work: <br/> <br/>Give 12% on mondays <br/>Give 23% on Tuesdays <br/>Give 40% on Wednesdays <br/>Give 20% on Thursdays <br/>Give 5% on Fridays <br/>And Above all Remember: <br/> <br/>When you are having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off. <br/>Remember it takes 42 Muscles to frown and it only takes 4 muscles to extend your finger to flip them off! <br/> <br/>:-) :-)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 0 replies </div>

"TAZ" Diane 2004-10-08T18:00:00Z PattyKimball http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/b12194ae-f799-437b-8a27-1fe54296420d 2004-10-07T03:13:11Z 2004-10-02T02:34:23Z

<div>I'm working <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>....On quitting my job !!! <br/> <br/> <br/>www.acninfo.com/Pat_Kimball</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 3 replies </div>

PattyKimball 2004-10-02T02:34:23Z MADMARK ™ http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/a98eb855-9775-49ca-96a4-9eb9107eb3bd 2004-09-28T23:59:59Z 2004-06-03T16:35:48Z

<div> Then you should have time to spare,,,Where the fuck is everybody????</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 9 replies </div>

MADMARK ™ 2004-06-03T16:35:48Z seminar http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/4159d5f3-5eeb-4abb-88ea-53c8531a27f4 2004-07-22T03:04:42Z 2004-07-10T21:09:00Z

<div>my job sucks. I have to sit in a cube calling backwoods toothless hicks about politics. It's cool to have money <br/>but dammit, my mind gets sucked right thru the rad <br/>headset.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 8 replies </div>

seminar 2004-07-10T21:09:00Z http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/d288dd4c-f3ed-4fcb-b077-3ead0f5fae63 2004-06-10T22:57:39Z 2004-06-10T22:57:39Z

<div>Work was *great* today. Some dumbass rich customer of ours left a little bit of cash in his pockets. When we find money our boss always tells us its up to us if we want to return it or not. So me and a coworker discussed it and we're going to be asshole and keep it. It really is all about the Benjamins. ::flexes::</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 0 replies </div>

2004-06-10T22:57:39Z ¿Jethrobot? http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/d55fa674-0bf8-492c-be08-6a609d768391 2004-05-02T04:11:32Z 2004-04-22T22:15:59Z

<div>http://www.anothersite.co.uk/news.php?artc=52 <br/> <br/>Thought you all might like this.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 2 replies </div>

¿Jethrobot? 2004-04-22T22:15:59Z toddbaker http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/b2f262e4-5780-40a5-9b0a-a3f5b2235cac 2004-04-19T12:30:27Z 2004-04-04T21:56:43Z

<div>Employer's Lingo: <br/> <br/>"COMPETITIVE SALARY" <br/>We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. <br/> <br/>"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" <br/>We have no time to train you. <br/> <br/>"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" <br/>We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. <br/> <br/>"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" <br/>You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. <br/> <br/>"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" <br/>Some time each night and some time each weekend. <br/> <br/>"DUTIES WILL VARY" <br/>Anyone in the office can boss you around. <br/> <br/>"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" We have no quality control. <br/> <br/>"CAREER-MINDED" <br/>Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). <br/> <br/>"APPLY IN PERSON" <br/>If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled. <br/> <br/>"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" <br/>We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. <br/> <br/>"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" <br/>You'll need it to replace three people who just left. <br/> <br/>"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" <br/>You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. <br/> <br/>"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" <br/>You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. <br/> <br/>"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" <br/>Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it. <br/> <br/>Employee's Lingo: <br/> <br/>"I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION:" <br/>I've used Microsoft Office. <br/> <br/>"I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE" <br/>I pilfer office supplies. <br/> <br/>"MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES" <br/>I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had. <br/> <br/>"I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK" <br/>I blame others for my mistakes. <br/> <br/>"I'M PERSONABLE" <br/>I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers. <br/> <br/>"I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL" <br/>I carry a Day-Timer. <br/> <br/>"I AM ADAPTABLE" <br/>I've changed jobs a lot. <br/> <br/>"I AM ON THE GO" <br/>I'm never at my desk. <br/> <br/>"I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED" <br/>The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 12 replies </div>

toddbaker 2004-04-04T21:56:43Z ¿Jethrobot? http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/afc104d4-8913-408c-9a4d-0519f2ccffb0 2004-03-05T19:41:53Z 2004-02-04T21:38:29Z

<div>Doesn't anybody have a picture we can use indicative of the fuck work attitude?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 3 replies </div>

¿Jethrobot? 2004-02-04T21:38:29Z leawenthome http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/e2657fe9-f624-4d5a-b52d-f4071751f681 2004-02-05T19:34:27Z 2004-02-01T07:43:10Z

<div>I find myself in the surprising position of liking my job and being paid possibly more than I deserve.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 6 replies </div>

leawenthome 2004-02-01T07:43:10Z Diana http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/1fe3b818-9ad2-4883-9c2a-a0dcb6e2cd87 2004-02-04T21:37:01Z 2004-01-28T23:43:51Z

<div> Gee, Geoff, thanks for making this forum. It already rawks! <br/>I am usually an expemplary worker, but sometimes you just have to show up and, you know, for some reason you won't or just can't work (well-hung over, heart broken, dislike of work, sheer perversity). I used to work painting barns with these old perpetually drunk painters. One told me the secret of "in every house that has a basement, there are stairs to the basement. You can set up like you are paintng under the stairs and sleep...whoever comes down the stairs will wake you up tromping" <br/>What is the best or most blatant pretending to work that you have ever gotten away with? Or, what's the most outrageous thing you have ever gotten away with while pretending to work?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 9 replies </div>

Diana 2004-01-28T23:43:51Z http://fuckwork.tribe.net/thread/b255a00a-aff1-48df-a1cb-73b08ef80f24 2004-02-04T01:01:21Z 2004-02-02T00:29:15Z

<div>My profession is Chef but was currently a server. Now out of work. Love the time-hate the lack of money. But the funniest job I ever had was OSU Fawcett Center. I was Sous Chef and had ppl who didn't want to work. One woman didn't want to make the last 50 salads for a banquet so she staged a fall. One reason I knew it was fake is because she fell on her left side but came up holding the right side is agony. Nice try. So I thought I'd add insult to (fake) injury and make her fill out an accident report. She would not because...she couldn't read. And she said if she didn't leave her boyfriend would get mad. Damn, you can't fight the mad boyfriend ploy. I let her go. Oh, and when I was 18-back in 1985, I worked at Wendy's for 4 hours. I still have an unclaimed paycheck for $14.56. Should I get it?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://fuckwork.tribe.net">F*** Work!</a> - 2 replies </div>

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